We saw this coming

Over the last week, I've been playing the new game that's sweeping the nation, called "If I Were Michael Ridel", where we take a guess as to how he will go about buring The Addams Family in his latest column. As predicted, he used the Times Square bomber :

AND the Tony Award for Cowardice goes to Lucy Liu of "God of Carnage," the only
actor on Broadway who refused to go on Saturday night during the bomb scare.

She panicked after talking to police outside the theater. Her understudy
bravely went on with the show's other stars, Jeff Daniels, Janet McTeer and
Dylan Baker.

I'm told she feels "terrible" now about missing the
performance.

Well, Lucy, there's a saying in the theater: The show must
go on.

Take your lead from Nathan Lane, the star of "The Addams Family."

He's in a bomb every night, but he never misses!

Mr. Riedel is a little predictable, but I still love him.